As if the plethora of Chuck Norris jokes that took over the internet wasn’t enough. Prepare yourself for the new breed of Chuck Norris jokes, now with 100% more GT-R. Norris, who just turned 70, decided to add to his repertoire of roundhouse kicks with a 3.8 liter twin-turbo V6 monster of a Nissan GT-R. In an epic showdown that can only be titled Chuck Norris VS. Godzilla, the following is a small taste of what happens when two badasses collide in a giant blender of AWESOME, as stated by one Barney Stinson. From our friends over at Autofiends, here are a few gems that caught our eye:
- The GT-R has no tachometer. Its engine speed is measured on the Richter Scale.
- The GT-R can touch MC Hammer. In fact the GT-R ran his ass over.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears GT-R pajamas.
- When the GT-R launches. It isn’t moving forward, it’s pushing the Earth back.
- Upon hearing that a GT-R will run Le Mans next year, Audi pulled out.
- Running the GT-R’s A/C with the windows down will reverse global warming. On max it will cause the next Ice Age.
- In Jurassic Park, the T-Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep. A GT-R was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Send us your comments with your own GT-R side-splitters…the possibilities are endless!
Courtesy of: Autofiends
